GITNUXREPORT 2026

Migraine Statistics

Migraine affects millions globally, causing severe disability, especially among women during peak working years.

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Key Statistics

Statistic 1

Globally, migraine is the second leading cause of years lived with disability (YLDs) worldwide, accounting for 45.1 million YLDs in 2019.

Statistic 2

In the United States, approximately 39 million people suffer from migraine, representing about 12% of the population.

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Lifetime prevalence of migraine is 14% in the general population, 18% in women, and 6% in men.

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Migraine prevalence peaks between ages 25-55 years, with 20-30% of women and 10-15% of men affected in this range.

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In Europe, the 1-year prevalence of migraine is 14.7%, affecting 15% of women and 8% of men.

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Children aged 7-11 years have a migraine prevalence of 7-11%, rising to 8-23% in adolescents.

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Migraine with aura occurs in 25-30% of migraine sufferers, while migraine without aura affects 70-75%.

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In low- and middle-income countries, migraine underdiagnosis rate is over 80%.

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US annual migraine incidence is 2,440 per 100,000 person-years for women and 790 for men.

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Globally, females are 3 times more likely to have migraine than males, with a ratio of 3:1.

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Migraine prevalence in Latin America is 14.7%, similar to North America and Europe.

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In Asia, migraine prevalence is lower at 9-10%, but underreporting is high.

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Postmenopausal women see a 30-50% reduction in migraine frequency.

Statistic 14

Migraine accounts for 1.3% of all primary care visits in the US.

Statistic 15

In Australia, 16% of the population experiences migraine annually.

Statistic 16

Migraine remission rate is 40% by age 70.

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In the UK, 190,000 migraine-related GP consultations occur yearly.

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Pediatric migraine prevalence is 7.7% globally.

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Migraine is more prevalent in urban (16%) than rural (12%) areas in developing countries.

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In Canada, 14% of adults report migraine diagnosis.

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Globally, migraine YLDs increased 20% from 1990-2019.

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In India, migraine prevalence is 14.1% in urban adults.

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Migraine onset before age 10 in 10-20% of cases.

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Remission rate in children 20-40% by adulthood.

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In Africa, prevalence estimated at 10-15% with high underdiagnosis.

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US emergency visits for migraine: 1.2 million annually.

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Migraine without aura 1-year prevalence 11.7% globally.

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Aura prevalence 28% among diagnosed migraineurs.

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Chronic migraine (>15 days/month) in 1-2% population.

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Episodic migraine (0-14 days/month) in 12-15%.

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Pediatric chronic migraine 1.8% prevalence.

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Migraine causes $78 billion annual economic burden in US.

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Chronic migraine leads to 44 workdays lost per year per patient.

Statistic 34

50% of migraineurs miss work/school due to attacks annually.

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Quality of life (SF-36) scores 20-30% lower in migraineurs.

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Depression prevalence 45% higher in migraine patients.

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Suicide attempt risk 2.5 times higher in migraine with aura.

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Stroke risk 2-fold in migraine with aura women under 45.

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Annual direct healthcare costs $11 billion in US for migraine.

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Indirect costs (lost productivity) $13 billion yearly in US.

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25% of migraineurs have severe disability (MIDAS score >20).

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Migraineurs 2x more likely to have anxiety disorders.

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Global DALYs for migraine 16 million in 2019.

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Female sex hormones fluctuate, triggering 60% of migraines in women.

Statistic 45

Family history increases risk 3-4 fold; 50-60% heritability.

Statistic 46

Stress triggers 50-70% of attacks.

Statistic 47

Sleep disturbances (insufficient or excess) trigger 35-50% of migraines.

Statistic 48

Skipping meals provokes 40-57% of attacks.

Statistic 49

Alcohol (red wine) triggers 30-35%, caffeine withdrawal 15-20%.

Statistic 50

Sensory stimuli (bright lights 80%, strong smells 50%) common triggers.

Statistic 51

Obesity increases chronic migraine risk 5-fold.

Statistic 52

Depression comorbidity raises risk 2-5 times.

Statistic 53

Smoking doubles migraine risk in women.

Statistic 54

Oral contraceptives increase risk 2-3 fold in susceptible women.

Statistic 55

Weather changes (barometric pressure) trigger 30-50%.

Statistic 56

High caffeine intake (>200mg/day) triggers 14%.

Statistic 57

Low socioeconomic status correlates with 1.5-2x higher prevalence.

Statistic 58

Head trauma history increases risk 2-fold.

Statistic 59

Chronic medication overuse escalates episodic to chronic in 50%.

Statistic 60

Menstrual migraine in 60% of women, pure in 14%.

Statistic 61

Low magnesium levels trigger 50% in deficient.

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Dehydration triggers 33% of attacks.

Statistic 63

Chocolate triggers 20-30%.

Statistic 64

Hormonal replacement therapy increases risk 1.5-fold.

Statistic 65

Anxiety disorders precede migraine onset in 30%.

Statistic 66

Neck pain chronicity triggers 25%.

Statistic 67

Bright screens/fluorescent lights 52% trigger.

Statistic 68

Processed meats (nitrates) trigger 15%.

Statistic 69

Shift work disrupts sleep, triggering 40%.

Statistic 70

Olfactory triggers cause attacks with smell sensitivity 45%.

Statistic 71

Monosodium glutamate (MSG) triggers 10-20%.

Statistic 72

Raynaud's phenomenon comorbidity 25%.

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Epilepsy history increases risk 3-fold.

Statistic 74

Migraine attacks last 4-72 hours untreated in 90% of cases.

Statistic 75

Unilateral head pain occurs in 60% of migraine episodes, bilateral in 40%.

Statistic 76

Throbbing or pulsating pain quality is reported in 85% of migraineurs.

Statistic 77

Photophobia accompanies 80-90% of migraine attacks.

Statistic 78

Phonophobia is present in 77% of attacks, osmophobia in 25-40%.

Statistic 79

Nausea occurs in 60-95% of migraine episodes, vomiting in 30-50%.

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Aura symptoms last 5-60 minutes in 99% of cases with aura.

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Visual aura (scintillations, zigzags) affects 90% of aura migraineurs.

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Sensory aura (paresthesias) occurs in 30-40% of aura cases.

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Prodrome symptoms (fatigue, mood changes) precede 60% of attacks by 24 hours.

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Postdrome (migraine hangover) lasts 24-48 hours in 80% of sufferers.

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Moderate to severe pain intensity (7-10/10) in 90% of untreated attacks.

Statistic 86

Aggravation by routine physical activity in 90% of cases.

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Neck pain accompanies 75% of migraine attacks.

Statistic 88

Allodynia (cutaneous sensitivity) during attacks in 70% of chronic migraineurs.

Statistic 89

Vertigo in 30-50% of migraineurs, known as vestibular migraine.

Statistic 90

Aura can include speech disturbances (aphasia) in 10-20%.

Statistic 91

Basilar-type aura (dizziness, ataxia) rare at <1% of auras.

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Facial sweating and nasal congestion in 20% during attacks.

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Pain worsens with movement in 89% of attacks.

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Blurred vision or blind spots in 25% aura cases.

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Diarrhea or constipation in prodrome 20%.

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Yawning excessively precedes 45% of attacks.

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Food cravings (sweet/salty) in 30-50% prodrome.

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Stiffness in neck/shoulders during 67% attacks.

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Dizziness/vertigo in 40% of attacks without aura.

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Hemiplegic migraine rare, <0.01% prevalence.

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Olfactory hallucinations (auras) in 10%.

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Cognitive fog during postdrome in 70%.

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90% of untreated attacks last 24+ hours.

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Aura motor weakness in hemiplegic 100% by definition.

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Hyperacusis in 70-80% during attacks.

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Fluid retention precedes 40% menstrual migraines.

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Scalp tenderness in 60% post-attack.

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Triptans abort 70% of moderate-severe attacks within 2 hours.

Statistic 109

Prophylactic topiramate reduces attacks by 50% in 50% of patients.

Statistic 110

Beta-blockers (propranolol) effective in 50-60% for prevention.

Statistic 111

Botox injections reduce chronic migraine days by 8.4 per month.

Statistic 112

CGRP monoclonal antibodies (erenumab) cut attacks by 50% in 50%.

Statistic 113

NSAIDs (ibuprofen 400mg) relieve 50% of mild-moderate attacks.

Statistic 114

Rimegepant (oral gepant) pain freedom at 2h in 21% vs 11% placebo.

Statistic 115

Occipital nerve blocks provide relief in 70-80% for short-term.

Statistic 116

Cognitive behavioral therapy reduces attack frequency by 30-50%.

Statistic 117

Acupuncture decreases attacks by 50% in 53% of patients.

Statistic 118

Magnesium supplementation (600mg/day) prevents in 41% deficient patients.

Statistic 119

Feverfew herb reduces frequency by 24% over placebo.

Statistic 120

Neuromodulation devices (Cefaly) reduce days by 50% in 30%.

Statistic 121

Lasmiditan (5HT1F agonist) pain-free at 2h in 32% vs 15%.

Statistic 122

Verapamil effective for cluster but 40% for migraine prevention.

Statistic 123

Sumatriptan nasal spray 65% pain relief at 2h.

Statistic 124

Amitriptyline prophylaxis reduces attacks 50% in 60%.

Statistic 125

Candesartan as effective as beta-blockers, 50% response.

Statistic 126

Ubrogepant pain freedom 22% at 2h vs 14% placebo.

Statistic 127

OnabotulinumtoxinA (Botox) 50% responder rate 47%.

Statistic 128

Ibuprofen + caffeine combo 55% effective vs 40% alone.

Statistic 129

Yoga reduces frequency by 40% over 3 months.

Statistic 130

Coenzyme Q10 (100mg tid) 50% reduction in 48%.

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Petasites (butterbur) 68% response vs 45% placebo.

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GammaCore vagus nerve stimulator 40% pain reduction.

Statistic 133

Fremanezumab reduces monthly days by 7.6.

Statistic 134

Galcanezumab 50% responder 62% vs 39% placebo.

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Aspirin 900mg relieves 45% mild attacks.

Statistic 136

Venlafaxine 150mg prevents 50% in 55%.

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Nerivio device (remote electrical) 66% pain relief.

Statistic 138

Eptinezumab IV reduces days by 8.5 monthly.

Statistic 139

Atogepant oral CGRP reduces mMIDAS by 4.1.

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Biofeedback success in 70% for prevention.

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Beyond its debilitating pain, migraine is a staggering global health crisis, affecting 39 million Americans and ranking as the world’s second leading cause of years lived with disability.

Key Takeaways

  • Globally, migraine is the second leading cause of years lived with disability (YLDs) worldwide, accounting for 45.1 million YLDs in 2019.
  • In the United States, approximately 39 million people suffer from migraine, representing about 12% of the population.
  • Lifetime prevalence of migraine is 14% in the general population, 18% in women, and 6% in men.
  • Migraine attacks last 4-72 hours untreated in 90% of cases.
  • Unilateral head pain occurs in 60% of migraine episodes, bilateral in 40%.
  • Throbbing or pulsating pain quality is reported in 85% of migraineurs.
  • Female sex hormones fluctuate, triggering 60% of migraines in women.
  • Family history increases risk 3-4 fold; 50-60% heritability.
  • Stress triggers 50-70% of attacks.
  • Triptans abort 70% of moderate-severe attacks within 2 hours.
  • Prophylactic topiramate reduces attacks by 50% in 50% of patients.
  • Beta-blockers (propranolol) effective in 50-60% for prevention.
  • Migraine causes $78 billion annual economic burden in US.
  • Chronic migraine leads to 44 workdays lost per year per patient.
  • 50% of migraineurs miss work/school due to attacks annually.

Migraine affects millions globally, causing severe disability, especially among women during peak working years.

Epidemiology

1Globally, migraine is the second leading cause of years lived with disability (YLDs) worldwide, accounting for 45.1 million YLDs in 2019.
Verified
2In the United States, approximately 39 million people suffer from migraine, representing about 12% of the population.
Verified
3Lifetime prevalence of migraine is 14% in the general population, 18% in women, and 6% in men.
Verified
4Migraine prevalence peaks between ages 25-55 years, with 20-30% of women and 10-15% of men affected in this range.
Directional
5In Europe, the 1-year prevalence of migraine is 14.7%, affecting 15% of women and 8% of men.
Single source
6Children aged 7-11 years have a migraine prevalence of 7-11%, rising to 8-23% in adolescents.
Verified
7Migraine with aura occurs in 25-30% of migraine sufferers, while migraine without aura affects 70-75%.
Verified
8In low- and middle-income countries, migraine underdiagnosis rate is over 80%.
Verified
9US annual migraine incidence is 2,440 per 100,000 person-years for women and 790 for men.
Directional
10Globally, females are 3 times more likely to have migraine than males, with a ratio of 3:1.
Single source
11Migraine prevalence in Latin America is 14.7%, similar to North America and Europe.
Verified
12In Asia, migraine prevalence is lower at 9-10%, but underreporting is high.
Verified
13Postmenopausal women see a 30-50% reduction in migraine frequency.
Verified
14Migraine accounts for 1.3% of all primary care visits in the US.
Directional
15In Australia, 16% of the population experiences migraine annually.
Single source
16Migraine remission rate is 40% by age 70.
Verified
17In the UK, 190,000 migraine-related GP consultations occur yearly.
Verified
18Pediatric migraine prevalence is 7.7% globally.
Verified
19Migraine is more prevalent in urban (16%) than rural (12%) areas in developing countries.
Directional
20In Canada, 14% of adults report migraine diagnosis.
Single source
21Globally, migraine YLDs increased 20% from 1990-2019.
Verified
22In India, migraine prevalence is 14.1% in urban adults.
Verified
23Migraine onset before age 10 in 10-20% of cases.
Verified
24Remission rate in children 20-40% by adulthood.
Directional
25In Africa, prevalence estimated at 10-15% with high underdiagnosis.
Single source
26US emergency visits for migraine: 1.2 million annually.
Verified
27Migraine without aura 1-year prevalence 11.7% globally.
Verified
28Aura prevalence 28% among diagnosed migraineurs.
Verified
29Chronic migraine (>15 days/month) in 1-2% population.
Directional
30Episodic migraine (0-14 days/month) in 12-15%.
Single source
31Pediatric chronic migraine 1.8% prevalence.
Verified

Epidemiology Interpretation

When you stack the staggering global disability, the stark gender gap, and the vast ocean of silent suffering against its frequent dismissal as 'just a headache,' it becomes clear that migraine is a neurological tyrant whose widespread, debilitating reign we have catastrophically underestimated.

Impact

1Migraine causes $78 billion annual economic burden in US.
Verified
2Chronic migraine leads to 44 workdays lost per year per patient.
Verified
350% of migraineurs miss work/school due to attacks annually.
Verified
4Quality of life (SF-36) scores 20-30% lower in migraineurs.
Directional
5Depression prevalence 45% higher in migraine patients.
Single source
6Suicide attempt risk 2.5 times higher in migraine with aura.
Verified
7Stroke risk 2-fold in migraine with aura women under 45.
Verified
8Annual direct healthcare costs $11 billion in US for migraine.
Verified
9Indirect costs (lost productivity) $13 billion yearly in US.
Directional
1025% of migraineurs have severe disability (MIDAS score >20).
Single source
11Migraineurs 2x more likely to have anxiety disorders.
Verified
12Global DALYs for migraine 16 million in 2019.
Verified

Impact Interpretation

Migraine is a neurological wrecking ball that not only shatters individual lives with pain and disability but also delivers a staggering $78 billion annual gut punch to the US economy, proving it's far more than just a bad headache.

Risk Factors

1Female sex hormones fluctuate, triggering 60% of migraines in women.
Verified
2Family history increases risk 3-4 fold; 50-60% heritability.
Verified
3Stress triggers 50-70% of attacks.
Verified
4Sleep disturbances (insufficient or excess) trigger 35-50% of migraines.
Directional
5Skipping meals provokes 40-57% of attacks.
Single source
6Alcohol (red wine) triggers 30-35%, caffeine withdrawal 15-20%.
Verified
7Sensory stimuli (bright lights 80%, strong smells 50%) common triggers.
Verified
8Obesity increases chronic migraine risk 5-fold.
Verified
9Depression comorbidity raises risk 2-5 times.
Directional
10Smoking doubles migraine risk in women.
Single source
11Oral contraceptives increase risk 2-3 fold in susceptible women.
Verified
12Weather changes (barometric pressure) trigger 30-50%.
Verified
13High caffeine intake (>200mg/day) triggers 14%.
Verified
14Low socioeconomic status correlates with 1.5-2x higher prevalence.
Directional
15Head trauma history increases risk 2-fold.
Single source
16Chronic medication overuse escalates episodic to chronic in 50%.
Verified
17Menstrual migraine in 60% of women, pure in 14%.
Verified
18Low magnesium levels trigger 50% in deficient.
Verified
19Dehydration triggers 33% of attacks.
Directional
20Chocolate triggers 20-30%.
Single source
21Hormonal replacement therapy increases risk 1.5-fold.
Verified
22Anxiety disorders precede migraine onset in 30%.
Verified
23Neck pain chronicity triggers 25%.
Verified
24Bright screens/fluorescent lights 52% trigger.
Directional
25Processed meats (nitrates) trigger 15%.
Single source
26Shift work disrupts sleep, triggering 40%.
Verified
27Olfactory triggers cause attacks with smell sensitivity 45%.
Verified
28Monosodium glutamate (MSG) triggers 10-20%.
Verified
29Raynaud's phenomenon comorbidity 25%.
Directional
30Epilepsy history increases risk 3-fold.
Single source

Risk Factors Interpretation

Your brain's migraine system is a temperamental diva who demands perfect hormonal balance, impeccable sleep, zero stress, and a timely meal, while also holding a grudge against your family history, your wine, your weather, and your paycheck.

Symptoms

1Migraine attacks last 4-72 hours untreated in 90% of cases.
Verified
2Unilateral head pain occurs in 60% of migraine episodes, bilateral in 40%.
Verified
3Throbbing or pulsating pain quality is reported in 85% of migraineurs.
Verified
4Photophobia accompanies 80-90% of migraine attacks.
Directional
5Phonophobia is present in 77% of attacks, osmophobia in 25-40%.
Single source
6Nausea occurs in 60-95% of migraine episodes, vomiting in 30-50%.
Verified
7Aura symptoms last 5-60 minutes in 99% of cases with aura.
Verified
8Visual aura (scintillations, zigzags) affects 90% of aura migraineurs.
Verified
9Sensory aura (paresthesias) occurs in 30-40% of aura cases.
Directional
10Prodrome symptoms (fatigue, mood changes) precede 60% of attacks by 24 hours.
Single source
11Postdrome (migraine hangover) lasts 24-48 hours in 80% of sufferers.
Verified
12Moderate to severe pain intensity (7-10/10) in 90% of untreated attacks.
Verified
13Aggravation by routine physical activity in 90% of cases.
Verified
14Neck pain accompanies 75% of migraine attacks.
Directional
15Allodynia (cutaneous sensitivity) during attacks in 70% of chronic migraineurs.
Single source
16Vertigo in 30-50% of migraineurs, known as vestibular migraine.
Verified
17Aura can include speech disturbances (aphasia) in 10-20%.
Verified
18Basilar-type aura (dizziness, ataxia) rare at <1% of auras.
Verified
19Facial sweating and nasal congestion in 20% during attacks.
Directional
20Pain worsens with movement in 89% of attacks.
Single source
21Blurred vision or blind spots in 25% aura cases.
Verified
22Diarrhea or constipation in prodrome 20%.
Verified
23Yawning excessively precedes 45% of attacks.
Verified
24Food cravings (sweet/salty) in 30-50% prodrome.
Directional
25Stiffness in neck/shoulders during 67% attacks.
Single source
26Dizziness/vertigo in 40% of attacks without aura.
Verified
27Hemiplegic migraine rare, <0.01% prevalence.
Verified
28Olfactory hallucinations (auras) in 10%.
Verified
29Cognitive fog during postdrome in 70%.
Directional
3090% of untreated attacks last 24+ hours.
Single source
31Aura motor weakness in hemiplegic 100% by definition.
Verified
32Hyperacusis in 70-80% during attacks.
Verified
33Fluid retention precedes 40% menstrual migraines.
Verified
34Scalp tenderness in 60% post-attack.
Directional

Symptoms Interpretation

Migraine is less a headache and more a meticulously cruel, hours-long theatrical production featuring throbbing spotlights, nausea as a supporting actor, a 24-hour sensory hangover, and the persistent stage direction that any attempt at normal movement will worsen your review.

Treatments

1Triptans abort 70% of moderate-severe attacks within 2 hours.
Verified
2Prophylactic topiramate reduces attacks by 50% in 50% of patients.
Verified
3Beta-blockers (propranolol) effective in 50-60% for prevention.
Verified
4Botox injections reduce chronic migraine days by 8.4 per month.
Directional
5CGRP monoclonal antibodies (erenumab) cut attacks by 50% in 50%.
Single source
6NSAIDs (ibuprofen 400mg) relieve 50% of mild-moderate attacks.
Verified
7Rimegepant (oral gepant) pain freedom at 2h in 21% vs 11% placebo.
Verified
8Occipital nerve blocks provide relief in 70-80% for short-term.
Verified
9Cognitive behavioral therapy reduces attack frequency by 30-50%.
Directional
10Acupuncture decreases attacks by 50% in 53% of patients.
Single source
11Magnesium supplementation (600mg/day) prevents in 41% deficient patients.
Verified
12Feverfew herb reduces frequency by 24% over placebo.
Verified
13Neuromodulation devices (Cefaly) reduce days by 50% in 30%.
Verified
14Lasmiditan (5HT1F agonist) pain-free at 2h in 32% vs 15%.
Directional
15Verapamil effective for cluster but 40% for migraine prevention.
Single source
16Sumatriptan nasal spray 65% pain relief at 2h.
Verified
17Amitriptyline prophylaxis reduces attacks 50% in 60%.
Verified
18Candesartan as effective as beta-blockers, 50% response.
Verified
19Ubrogepant pain freedom 22% at 2h vs 14% placebo.
Directional
20OnabotulinumtoxinA (Botox) 50% responder rate 47%.
Single source
21Ibuprofen + caffeine combo 55% effective vs 40% alone.
Verified
22Yoga reduces frequency by 40% over 3 months.
Verified
23Coenzyme Q10 (100mg tid) 50% reduction in 48%.
Verified
24Petasites (butterbur) 68% response vs 45% placebo.
Directional
25GammaCore vagus nerve stimulator 40% pain reduction.
Single source
26Fremanezumab reduces monthly days by 7.6.
Verified
27Galcanezumab 50% responder 62% vs 39% placebo.
Verified
28Aspirin 900mg relieves 45% mild attacks.
Verified
29Venlafaxine 150mg prevents 50% in 55%.
Directional
30Nerivio device (remote electrical) 66% pain relief.
Single source
31Eptinezumab IV reduces days by 8.5 monthly.
Verified
32Atogepant oral CGRP reduces mMIDAS by 4.1.
Verified
33Biofeedback success in 70% for prevention.
Verified

Treatments Interpretation

Migraine treatment is a numbers game where we throw a lot of promising darts, but the board seems to have only three spaces: "works great for about half," "helps some of the people some of the time," or "hey, at least it's better than a sugar pill."